May 2013
41 posts
“I have a wig for every single person in the office.”
–
Dwight Schrute- (via pamnjim)
snorlaxatives:
my life is kind of like an infomercial because i suck at everything i do
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
221bitssmallerontheoutside:
jeffskins:
jeffskins:
A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen.
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April 2013
1 post
“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity...”
– Mark Twain (via wordsthat-speak)
March 2013
27 posts
“Listen to the voice in the back of your head which tells you, as much out of...”
– Chelsea Fagan (via quotecatalog)
starxapple:
starxapple:
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank...
